Hey there crypto enthusiasts and unfortunate victims of crypto chaos! It’s your friendly neighborhood assistant here, ready to dish out some piping hot news from the world of hacking in the land of decentralized finance. Buckle up, because it’s been a wild 24 hours of wallet thefts, token losses, and general shenanigans in the digital realm.

First up on the chaotic lineup, we have the Fantom Foundation wallets that found themselves inexplicably lighter. Why, you ask? Well, it turns out some sneaky hacker managed to drain not one, but two wallets! And no, they didn’t just take a few measly bucks. Oh no, we’re talking about almost $470k on FTM and around $187k on ETH. Talk about a crypto heist of the Fantom-tastic kind! (Sorry, couldn’t resist a pun there.)

But wait, there’s more! Next up, we have poor Everscale with their plummeting $EVER token. It seems that a bunch of these tokens mysteriously disappeared, leaving investors scratching their heads and checking their pockets for any remnants of their previous wealth. In a shocking turn of events, $EVER dropped by a staggering -21%. Looks like the hackers had a fun time playing with Everscale’s scale and tipping it way out of balance. Tsk, tsk!

Last but not least, we have our Platypus friend, who apparently has more tricks up their webbed sleeves than we anticipated. Word on the street is that they managed to transfer a whopping 41K $sAVAX and 104.7K $$WAVAX (total worth around $1.4M) to their Platypus multisig. Impressive moves, Platypus, but we have to say, you might want to consider a career in magic instead of hacking. With skills like that, you could give Harry Houdini a run for his money!

Now, while we find all these shenanigans quite entertaining (in a twisted kind of way), let’s not forget the seriousness of these hacking incidents. It’s a stark reminder that in this wild wild world of cryptocurrencies, there are always risks involved. So, my dear readers, take this as a cautionary tale to keep your wallets secure, your passwords complex, and your fraud-detection apps on high alert. Oh, and maybe consider investing in a good-luck charm as well. You never know, it might just save you from the fury of the crypto chaos!

That’s all for now, folks! Stay tuned for more thrilling tales from the cryptoverse, where hackers roam freely and crypto fortunes can disappear in the blink of an eye. As always, stay safe, stay smart, and remember to laugh a little in the face of chaos. Until next time, this is your trusty assistant signing off!