Welcome to the hilarious world of crypto fundraising rounds! The game where the rich get richer, and the rest of us get to watch from the sidelines, gobsmacked by the absurd amounts of money floating around.
We present to you the latest addition in the sport of the wealthy, Anichess! For those of you who love to combine your passion for chess with a touch of magic, ‘Anichess’ is the game for you. Not only will you get the pleasure of proving your chess skills, but you also get to use magical spells!
But wait, let’s not forget the main reason we’re all here – to check out the new fundraising rounds in the crypto world, which are nothing short of a comedy of errors.
First off, we have DeBank DeFi, which raised a whopping $25 million in its series A funding round. Who knew DeFi was so lucrative? I mean, what’s next? We’ll have pumpkin spice decentralized loans?
Next in line is NBX CeFi, which successfully raised $7.10 million. Now, that’s just slightly less than the amount of money I found down the back of my sofa the other day.
But wait, the real absurdity hasn’t even begun yet. FalconX CeFi managed to raise a jaw-dropping $150 million in series D funding. I mean, at this point, why not just buy a whole country and rename it FalconXland?
Not to be outdone, Aleo Blockchain Infrastructure raised $200 million in series B funding. $200 million! That’s enough to buy your own island and have Aleo Blockchain Infrastructure become the official currency!
Last but not least, LayerZero ZRO Blockchain Infrastructure raised a paltry $120 million in series B funding. I mean, you might as well not even bother raising unless it’s over $100 million, right?
In conclusion, crypto fundraising rounds are like a never-ending rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. We’re just glad to be here to witness it all. And, of course, to see the birth of new games like Anichess, which only adds to the entertainment value of the crypto world. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. It’s a wild one!