Well folks, it seems like the crypto world has been a playground for mischievous hackers once again! In this edition of our 24-hour hacking news, we bring you the latest shenanigans and jaw-dropping thefts. Grab your popcorn, because this ride is about to get wild!

FTX Cold Storage Drama on Solana and Ethereum:
Hold on to your digital wallets, folks! The FTX Cold Storage-labeled address on Solana decided to take a joyride, transferring around 470K $SOL (approximately $15M) to various exchanges. Someone must be really excited about online shopping! They even made pit stops at popular exchanges like Binance. Who needs a summer vacation when you can send your hard-earned crypto on an adventure?

But wait, the party doesn’t stop there! The FTX Cold Storage-labeled address on Ethereum was feeling a bit left out. It decided to show off its moves by transferring around $2.5M worth of cryptos, including 11K $COMP and a whopping 974K $RNDN to Wintermute: Binance Deposit. Looks like we have some crypto VIPs here, enjoying the perks of multiple chains. Can’t say we blame them for wanting to diversify their crypto portfolio!

Phishing 101 with #Fake_Phishing188297:
Ever heard of the saying “stand and deliver”? Well, in the crypto world, it’s more like “hack and steal”! Our not-so-beloved friend #Fake_Phishing188297 used the router exploit from @MaestroBots to pilfer a cool 37M $JOE from unsuspecting victims. Talk about a crash landing for the JOE holders! But fret not, dear readers, for there are still around 26M $JOE left in the pool. We hope they learned their lesson and invested in some digital security systems.

Uniswap: A Custody Conundrum:
Hold your ethereal horses, because the Uniswap Foundation Custody-labeled address has been on a transfer frenzy! Within the last three days, they managed to whisk away a staggering total of 9.8M $UNI, worth an eye-watering $43.3M. It’s like they were in a hurry to spend that crypto before someone could say “HODL”!

Our curious culprits were generous enough to send around 3.4M $UNI (worth $15M) to FalconX, and another 3M $UNI (worth $13M) made its way to Wintermute: Kraken Deposit. It seems like our friends at Wintermute are quite popular these days. Hey, at least these hackers are spreading the love and promoting crypto exchanges, right?

Closing Thoughts:
Well, well, well, the crypto hacking world truly never sleeps! These mischievous individuals are embracing the giddy thrill of dance and adventure with massive transfers and inconveniently timed heists. A special shout-out to our friends at FTX Cold Storage, MaestroBots, and Uniswap Foundation Custody for keeping us entertained in these uncertain times.

Remember, folks, while the crypto world may be full of excitement and potential riches, it’s always important to stay vigilant and secure your precious digital assets. Keep those private keys safe, and may the crypto gods bless us all with hack-free days ahead!

Disclaimer: This blog post is intended for entertainment purposes only. Always stay informed and refer to reliable sources for accurate information. And please, don’t try this at home!